Ficlet: Tony's Appraisal

[xanthefic]

Title: Tony's Appraisal
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Slash.
Rating: PG
Category: Crack.
Spoilers: One "blink and you'll miss it" for "Requiem".
Wordcount: 224
This is just a silly ficlet that came into my head today as a result of having to read through someone's (extensive) appraisal review notes. So I got to wondering what Tony's self-review notes on his appraisal would be like... *g*.



Tony's Appraisal
By Xanthe

Performance and Development Appraisal
Name: Anthony D. DiNozzo
Job Title: Special Agent
Manager: LJ Gibbs ("Boss")

Give details of your key successes during the last review period: Caught 16 bad guys since last review. Only ruined one suit in process (Blood-stain on jacket. Not mine. The blood that is. The jacket was.).

Give details of any disappointments/difficulties: Only managed to superglue Probie's fingers to his keyboard twice in review period (must be slacking - managed it six times last review period).

Objectives for next 6 months: Solve three cold cases. Teach Ziva how to play Tetris. Superglue Probie's fingers to Boss's keyboard. (Note to self: inherent danger of Boss's fingers being glued instead. Buy life insurance for such eventuality.).
 
~*~

Performance and Development Appraisal (top-sekrit private version FAO ADD only).

Successes: Got Boss's attention 28 times in review period. Unfortunately this was "negative" attention on 16 occasions of the 28. Earned 3 smiles and one "attaboy". Also 137 headslaps - view these as successes.

Disappointments: Still not managed to kiss Boss although there was one "kiss of life" after an almost-drowning incident so not a *complete* disappointment.

Objectives for next 6 months: Feign major apartment catastrophe (flood, fire, whatever) to get to stay at Boss's house again. Sleep in Boss's bed (Note: Boss to be in bed at same time). Kiss Boss. (On lips, with tongues). (See note above re life insurance).
 
The End...(?)





 

Comments

[luthien82]

OMG how cute! It's like Tony is talking in my head when I read this. Awesome! ♥

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks! This was SO much fun *ggg*.

[kirvash.livejournal.com]

The End...(?)

No. It's not.

This is pure love.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks - just TOO much fun *g*.

[murgy31.livejournal.com]

I loved it! It was so cute! Are you going to post it on Ncisfiction.com?

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And yes - I'll go post it there *g*

[murgy31.livejournal.com]

I agree that you should continue it...

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Hee. Maybe ;-)

[onlyonechoice.livejournal.com]

This is lovely :) I'm a newbie to NCIS fandom and am quite enjoying the fanfic so far!

Go Tony!

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks - I had such fun with this *g*.

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

*snickers* can totally hear Tony's voice in this

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks - hee!

[monjinator.livejournal.com]

Haha, this is too funny. I'd like to see him try to glue McGee to Gibbs' keyboard... LOL

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Oh ME TOO! LOL! Or rather, I'd like him to fail and glue Gibbs instead *g*

[(Anonymous)]

This is great! I loved it and it is so cute!

ShadowCat17

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Hee - thanks!

[goddess47]

Bwa-ha-ha-ha.....

On the other hand, I did put "occasionally runs with scissors" the the last set of reviews for my guys and while they laughed about it (they are great guys), no one higher in the food chain said anything. I *knew* no one actually read those things.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well, I make it a rule to read the appraisals of everyone I employ but I'm sure a lot of people don't bother *g*.

[mistress-tien.livejournal.com]

I used to love assessment time...and am so happy I don't do that any more.

This brought a smile to my face. Much fun!

Thanks for sharing.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

The blooming things take up SO much time. Glad you enjoyed the silly ficlet *g*.

[thaddeusfavour.livejournal.com]

(Blood-stain on jacket. Not mine. The blood that is. The jacket was.)

Wonderful! And while I loved the whole thing, I could just "hear" Tony saying this in that way he has. Got the voice 100%. So, going to do a set of epistolary style stories using memos and such? Like, McGee's insurance claim for the ruined keyboard and needing the emergency room to remove the super glue? Much fun!!!

[xanthelj.livejournal.com]

LOL - thanks! Glad you could "hear" the Tony voice *g*. And yeah - I like the idea of all those other memos and review notes - I had WAY too much fun with this one!

[dru_evilista]

LOL! Oh so very, very, very Tony! Heee!

[xanthelj.livejournal.com]

Hee - thanks!

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious and is going on my recs list :)

[xanthelj.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks! It was WAY too much fun to write *g*.

[xela-fic.livejournal.com]

haha! I can just see Tony filling this out and tacking it up to his cork board at home.

Imma go draw little hearts around this now, ok? :D

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And yeah - Tony will want to achieve all those targets *g*.

[ghosts-writer.livejournal.com]

I could so see Gibbs' review about Tony. I mean the one he doesn't really hand in of course...

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I wonder what THAT one would say *g*.

[twicet.livejournal.com]

This is just so Tony.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Yup *g*.

[kateri-e.livejournal.com]

Oh that was so cute and just so Tony. I loved the note about Life Insurance.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Hee - thanks! It was too much fun to write *g*.

[ferneberga.livejournal.com]

Oh my! That had me laughing my head off and my dog looking at me as if I'd gone mad

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed! *Pets doggie*.

[siluria]

It's very good crack - loved it!!! :D

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Yay - thanks!

[seraphina_snape]

That was adorable, funny and definitely what the doctor recommended for this miserable winter day. :D

~ sera

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

I'm very glad to hear it! And ooh - squee to the icon *g*. Scary Gibbs!

[kaylashay81]

Oh my, oh my... :-)

This was just cute!

I kinda wanna see all of his from the time he started to present to see how he evolves... Especially during his Gibbs-less phase when he is team leader.

Loved the gluing mentions. I loved the ep where he was talking about it and Gibbs was, "Remember what I told you about that?" and Tony responded, "The skin might not grow back?" It just seemed so... so... you know that Gibbs had some kind of conversation with Tony about it and probably some discipline :-)

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Yeah - it'd be fun to do a whole series of them! Now, I just watched "Family" which is where McGee is superglued but don't remember Gibbs saying that - was there another ep where Tony superglues Tim? If so, which one?! Otherwise I must have missed that comment in "Family" - and I LOVE it! I'm sure there was a good spanking involved during which Gibbs very firmly told Tony there was to be no supergluing in future *g*. I had a little plot idea where BDSM-verse!Tony superglues McGee so Gibbs spanks his hands so he knows what it feels like to type with sore fingers *g*. Although it doesn't really have to even be BDSM-verse *g*.

[cryingcowgirl.livejournal.com]

Too Funny! Can you just imagine if Gibbs found it and added his comments. Oh my! LOL

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Oh god - I'd LOVE that *g*.

[silverngold64.livejournal.com]

Adored this! I giggled all the way through. Tony's need for life insurance yet he's willing to give it his best and risk it all anyway!

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Hee - thanks! I love that it's giving people some giggles *ggg*.

[bemus-ed.livejournal.com]

Very cute, I can totally see Tony typing this up to relieve bordom while typing his real self-appraisal and then accidentally (in a very freudian slip-type moment) giving this one to Gibbs instead.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah - heh! I'd LOVE to know what Gibbs made of it *g*. I can see him giving it back to Tony with notes on it ;-).

[cala-jane.livejournal.com]

LOL! Adorable! Gosh, How I love Tony... *hugs Tony*

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Me too! *Hugs Tony as well*.