Ficlet: Tony's Appraisal

[xanthefic]

Title: Tony's Appraisal
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Slash.
Rating: PG
Category: Crack.
Spoilers: One "blink and you'll miss it" for "Requiem".
Wordcount: 224
This is just a silly ficlet that came into my head today as a result of having to read through someone's (extensive) appraisal review notes. So I got to wondering what Tony's self-review notes on his appraisal would be like... *g*.



Tony's Appraisal
By Xanthe

Performance and Development Appraisal
Name: Anthony D. DiNozzo
Job Title: Special Agent
Manager: LJ Gibbs ("Boss")

Give details of your key successes during the last review period: Caught 16 bad guys since last review. Only ruined one suit in process (Blood-stain on jacket. Not mine. The blood that is. The jacket was.).

Give details of any disappointments/difficulties: Only managed to superglue Probie's fingers to his keyboard twice in review period (must be slacking - managed it six times last review period).

Objectives for next 6 months: Solve three cold cases. Teach Ziva how to play Tetris. Superglue Probie's fingers to Boss's keyboard. (Note to self: inherent danger of Boss's fingers being glued instead. Buy life insurance for such eventuality.).
 
~*~

Performance and Development Appraisal (top-sekrit private version FAO ADD only).

Successes: Got Boss's attention 28 times in review period. Unfortunately this was "negative" attention on 16 occasions of the 28. Earned 3 smiles and one "attaboy". Also 137 headslaps - view these as successes.

Disappointments: Still not managed to kiss Boss although there was one "kiss of life" after an almost-drowning incident so not a *complete* disappointment.

Objectives for next 6 months: Feign major apartment catastrophe (flood, fire, whatever) to get to stay at Boss's house again. Sleep in Boss's bed (Note: Boss to be in bed at same time). Kiss Boss. (On lips, with tongues). (See note above re life insurance).
 
The End...(?)





 

Comments

[ferneberga.livejournal.com]

What are you waiting for to start writing? My dog'll understand the laughter or not, seeing as how she's called Cáit (dim. for Cáitlin!.

So we can be expecting a part 2 to this ficlet shortly..... wouldn't want to twist your arm or anything, subtlety being my second name LOL

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh I dunno. I'll have to see *g*.

[ferneberga.livejournal.com]

bwah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Abby pout* Aw! sure you can rustle something up by the weekend ...

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

I dunno - this was a bit of a one off laugh - didn't expect it to take on quite such a life of its own! But if I get inspired I won't *stop* myself, I promise *g*. *Pets Cait and offers ear skritches*.

[ferneberga.livejournal.com]

Yeah know what you mean. Although I don't write myself, I've noticed this happen with quite a few of you here. What often starts out as a stand alone ends up having a sequel, which means you're doing your job well.
Now I'll get back to mine or I'll never get this translation off in a month of Sundays and the client'll be flaying me alive - if it were Gibbs I might think differently but unfortunately it ain't
Ciao

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Well you never know - I've had a few plot ideas so we'll see.

And yeah - if Gibbs were our boss we'd all be more efficient I think *g*.