Ficlet: Tony's Appraisal

[xanthefic]

Title: Tony's Appraisal
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Slash.
Rating: PG
Category: Crack.
Spoilers: One "blink and you'll miss it" for "Requiem".
Wordcount: 224
This is just a silly ficlet that came into my head today as a result of having to read through someone's (extensive) appraisal review notes. So I got to wondering what Tony's self-review notes on his appraisal would be like... *g*.



Tony's Appraisal
By Xanthe

Performance and Development Appraisal
Name: Anthony D. DiNozzo
Job Title: Special Agent
Manager: LJ Gibbs ("Boss")

Give details of your key successes during the last review period: Caught 16 bad guys since last review. Only ruined one suit in process (Blood-stain on jacket. Not mine. The blood that is. The jacket was.).

Give details of any disappointments/difficulties: Only managed to superglue Probie's fingers to his keyboard twice in review period (must be slacking - managed it six times last review period).

Objectives for next 6 months: Solve three cold cases. Teach Ziva how to play Tetris. Superglue Probie's fingers to Boss's keyboard. (Note to self: inherent danger of Boss's fingers being glued instead. Buy life insurance for such eventuality.).
 
~*~

Performance and Development Appraisal (top-sekrit private version FAO ADD only).

Successes: Got Boss's attention 28 times in review period. Unfortunately this was "negative" attention on 16 occasions of the 28. Earned 3 smiles and one "attaboy". Also 137 headslaps - view these as successes.

Disappointments: Still not managed to kiss Boss although there was one "kiss of life" after an almost-drowning incident so not a *complete* disappointment.

Objectives for next 6 months: Feign major apartment catastrophe (flood, fire, whatever) to get to stay at Boss's house again. Sleep in Boss's bed (Note: Boss to be in bed at same time). Kiss Boss. (On lips, with tongues). (See note above re life insurance).
 
The End...(?)





 

Comments

[morganslady.livejournal.com]

I loved his performance review.. And his resolutions for the comming months.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Hee - thanks!

[leggyslove.livejournal.com]

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

:-)

[jayfray18.livejournal.com]

I can hear Tony talking to himself whilst writing this (and you giggling in the background!). Bet you had fun writing it!!

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Oh I was giggling alright *g*. I had WAY too much fun with it!

[pkoceres.livejournal.com]

Heehe! Adorable.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks ;-)

[romankate.livejournal.com]

Oh, lovely! What a perfect Tony-voice! Thanks!

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Hee - thank you!

[ladyoflisquill.livejournal.com]

You rock! Love Tony's voice in this. Totally perfect!

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Hee - thanks! I had way too much fun with it ;-)

[infamousemdee.livejournal.com]

That was just cute/funny/awesome/ect.

'137 headslaps - view these as successes' was just so perfectly Tony.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I think Tony does view those headslaps as successes - it means Gibbs touches him after all *g*.

[djaddict.livejournal.com]

roflmao!

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

*ggg*

[failing-dreamsx.livejournal.com]

OMG how cute! It's like Tony is talking in my head when I read this. Awesome! Just like what luthien82 said.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks ;-)

[ursula4x.livejournal.com]

Tony is the man with the plan!

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! Whether it's a plan that goes anywhere is another matter *g*.

[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

kaylashay81 sent me over here to read this little gem and I am sure glad she did!

I loved it. You did so well with Tony's voice in the written format. Great job!1

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[visceralvamp.livejournal.com]

WELL THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT. Not bad for less than 300 words, eh? Faaabulous Tony!voice.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

LOL! I know - I was amazed I could write anything this short *g*.

[sasha1600.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious! Pure Tony! I, too, would love to see Gibbs's assessment of Tony, or the very uncomfortable 'review' that would result if Tony accidentally sent his 'private' version to Gibbs.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And oh yeah - that review would just be soooo squirmy for poor Tony *g*.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lolol

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

*ggg*

[yellowvalley.livejournal.com]

ROFL.


"The End...(?)" no, please?????

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

*ggg*. We'll see!

[rabican.livejournal.com]

... Slashiness aside (because everyone's already gotten to all of that :D), I do kinda want to know what Vance thinks of this one. *snerk* Okay, I guess this review would have to predate Vance, but thinking about Jenny depresses me right now. Maybe just what Vance thinks of Tony's performance reviews in general.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Heh - somehow I don't think Vance would approve - which would be another reason for Gibbs to file this one with him *g*.

[dhae_knight_1]

ROFL!

Say... Tony... ever think of the possibilities of superglueing Gibbs' hands to the keyboard and then kissing him? ;-)

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Oh that's so cool! Gibbs would be glued so couldn't resist Tony's kiss *g*.

[littledgenerate.livejournal.com]

lol. this had me giggling the whole way through.
really hope it's not the end!
great fic! :)

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[liresius.livejournal.com]

Hee! 137!!!! Only? LOL!

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Heh - perhaps he's been slacking there too *g*. He'll have to try harder in the next review period!

Tony's Appraisal

[(Anonymous)]

Love it! Great piece to read after a long work day. Wish all evaluations could be so honest.

Re: Tony's Appraisal

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And hee - I think possibly Tony's been a bit TOO honest here *g*.

[dragonsrmd.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! this was so funny! I recently had an appraisal and wrote up *alternative* responses to the questions (couldn't hand it in though *sigh*), and I can just imagine Tony doing this, it seams so in character! :D

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And LOL! I love that you did what Tony did here *g*.

[chelletoo.livejournal.com]

How cute. More please, perhaps Gibbs appraisal of Tony.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it! Have to see about more ;-)

[nienna-surion18.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! As always concerning your writing, I loved it! This one was quite hilarious and very in character(I totally heard Tony's voice in this. ^_^ You def get brownie points.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it ;-)

[ceares.livejournal.com]

Hee! So cute. I can hear Tony talking while reading this and have the burning desire to see these as icons.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And I LOVE the idea of these being icons *ggg*.

[shattereternity.livejournal.com]

lol this was so fun to read xDDD and i can't help trying to imagine Gibbs face if he ended up accidently reading this :D

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And yeah - that would be a picture *g*