Xanthe

Title: Wood
Author: Xanthe
Fandom: NCIS
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Categories: Crack. Really. Total crack.
Warnings: Extreme silliness and an almost criminal overuse of euphemism.
Rating: Depends on how you read it, I guess! Uh...PG-13?
Wordcount: 500
Spoilers: Every episode with a boat in it.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Gibbs gives Tony a woodworking lesson.
Thanks to: The ladies of a certain list, who inspired this flight of total nonsense. You know who you are! Not beta'd.

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