Xanthe

Hee! When me and FlyingNorth were driving around California last year we totally discussed this scenario. BDSM Gibbs would be all "only way to control that boy is put a collar on him and spank his ass daily." Our Gibbs (raised eyebrow): "Yeah, nice idea but we don't do things that way where I come from." BDSM!Gibbs: "How do you keep him in line then?" Our Gibbs: "Slap his head a lot." BDSM!Gibbs: "Well, yeah, obviously, but you need more than that." He clicks his fingers and his Tony comes to heel and kneels beside him. Our Gibbs watches wistfully and gives a heartfelt, envious sigh: "So, the spanking thing - every day you say?"
Our!Tony (overhearing): "Uh...Boss...you're not seriously thinking...?"
Our!Gibbs: "When in Rome, DiNozzo."