Ficlet: Tony's Appraisal

[xanthefic]

Title: Tony's Appraisal
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Slash.
Rating: PG
Category: Crack.
Spoilers: One "blink and you'll miss it" for "Requiem".
Wordcount: 224
This is just a silly ficlet that came into my head today as a result of having to read through someone's (extensive) appraisal review notes. So I got to wondering what Tony's self-review notes on his appraisal would be like... *g*.



Tony's Appraisal
By Xanthe

Performance and Development Appraisal
Name: Anthony D. DiNozzo
Job Title: Special Agent
Manager: LJ Gibbs ("Boss")

Give details of your key successes during the last review period: Caught 16 bad guys since last review. Only ruined one suit in process (Blood-stain on jacket. Not mine. The blood that is. The jacket was.).

Give details of any disappointments/difficulties: Only managed to superglue Probie's fingers to his keyboard twice in review period (must be slacking - managed it six times last review period).

Objectives for next 6 months: Solve three cold cases. Teach Ziva how to play Tetris. Superglue Probie's fingers to Boss's keyboard. (Note to self: inherent danger of Boss's fingers being glued instead. Buy life insurance for such eventuality.).
 
~*~

Performance and Development Appraisal (top-sekrit private version FAO ADD only).

Successes: Got Boss's attention 28 times in review period. Unfortunately this was "negative" attention on 16 occasions of the 28. Earned 3 smiles and one "attaboy". Also 137 headslaps - view these as successes.

Disappointments: Still not managed to kiss Boss although there was one "kiss of life" after an almost-drowning incident so not a *complete* disappointment.

Objectives for next 6 months: Feign major apartment catastrophe (flood, fire, whatever) to get to stay at Boss's house again. Sleep in Boss's bed (Note: Boss to be in bed at same time). Kiss Boss. (On lips, with tongues). (See note above re life insurance).
 
The End...(?)





 

Comments

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

I just like the idea of Gibbs rubbing gel into Tony's hands that evening at home and then kissing them all better (while Tony milks it for all he's worth of course!). Not sure if it needs to be BDSM-verse or not - could just as easily be ours (and I'm not sure BDSM-verse Gibbs would be so merciful re the gel!). I could actually SEE Gibbs doing this in exasperation one fine day though.

[kaylashay81]

Gibbs... Tony... gel... ahhhhh

Yeah... comfort after the punishment. Now we know why Tony acts up so much. ;-)

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah - *g*.

[sasha1600.livejournal.com]

I can see him doing this, too (and not in the BDSM-verse)... well, the hand-strapping at least. *g* It's not *that* far of a leap from the head-slaps, especially if it's to punish him for hurting Tim's hands.

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

I agree - I can almost see him just grabbing the ruler and doing it in exasperation - mind you, I think Tony deserves it for the superglueing *g*.