Ficlet: Tony's Appraisal

[xanthefic]

Title: Tony's Appraisal
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Slash.
Rating: PG
Category: Crack.
Spoilers: One "blink and you'll miss it" for "Requiem".
Wordcount: 224
This is just a silly ficlet that came into my head today as a result of having to read through someone's (extensive) appraisal review notes. So I got to wondering what Tony's self-review notes on his appraisal would be like... *g*.



Tony's Appraisal
By Xanthe

Performance and Development Appraisal
Name: Anthony D. DiNozzo
Job Title: Special Agent
Manager: LJ Gibbs ("Boss")

Give details of your key successes during the last review period: Caught 16 bad guys since last review. Only ruined one suit in process (Blood-stain on jacket. Not mine. The blood that is. The jacket was.).

Give details of any disappointments/difficulties: Only managed to superglue Probie's fingers to his keyboard twice in review period (must be slacking - managed it six times last review period).

Objectives for next 6 months: Solve three cold cases. Teach Ziva how to play Tetris. Superglue Probie's fingers to Boss's keyboard. (Note to self: inherent danger of Boss's fingers being glued instead. Buy life insurance for such eventuality.).
 
~*~

Performance and Development Appraisal (top-sekrit private version FAO ADD only).

Successes: Got Boss's attention 28 times in review period. Unfortunately this was "negative" attention on 16 occasions of the 28. Earned 3 smiles and one "attaboy". Also 137 headslaps - view these as successes.

Disappointments: Still not managed to kiss Boss although there was one "kiss of life" after an almost-drowning incident so not a *complete* disappointment.

Objectives for next 6 months: Feign major apartment catastrophe (flood, fire, whatever) to get to stay at Boss's house again. Sleep in Boss's bed (Note: Boss to be in bed at same time). Kiss Boss. (On lips, with tongues). (See note above re life insurance).
 
The End...(?)





 

Comments

[monjinator.livejournal.com]

Haha, this is too funny. I'd like to see him try to glue McGee to Gibbs' keyboard... LOL

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Oh ME TOO! LOL! Or rather, I'd like him to fail and glue Gibbs instead *g*

[ruefull.livejournal.com]

You know you want to write that....*g* You're almost legally obligated to write it, after all. *g* God, that would be hysterical and horrifying, if you were Tony, can you just imagine? Oh, oh, oh....!!!! Wait, Tim knows that Tony's going to do it, so he switches keyboards with Gibbs, and then switches them back, and Tony can only stare in horror as Gibbs hands are superglued to the keyboard!!! The resulting confession would be a thing of beauty, as would be Tim's smirk, from behind the Boss's head!!!! LOL!!!!

Oh, and I loved this, btw, in case you couldn't tell! *g*

[xanthestories.livejournal.com]

Oh man - Tim would SO do that and Tony would *freeze* in horror...and Gibbs...oh dear - I dread to think what he'd do when Tim had freed his hands. I suspect Tony might need to hide out in the basement with Abby for a few hours though *g*. Or, you know, just go straight to the conference room, bend over the desk, and take what's inevitably gonna come his way *g*.

And thanks *g*.