I like the description - Ziva as Wicked Stepsister (Does that make Tony Cinderella??? Waiting for his Prince?) ... and the "kick ass" description of Ducky. That Ducky hides more than Tony does, y'know...

Anyway, I'm enjoying this and it is wonderful, but then it IS by Xanthe after all (and that is "kiss ass, yes?") (Oh - did I type that out loud?).

Must swim on over to part two. Later...