I think we could always put the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on hold or whatever the legalese is for that, because it's justifiable after all the boys being boys aren't going to be in permanent bed of roses ad infinitum, they need a bit of spice translated into angst and comfort translated into smut

And we need a geek to help us out with putting all this stuff in a permanent loop, so we can project it until we have submission.

Besides we're not asking for a long fic, cos we understand that drains a writer's reserves but one shots....