I do love a nice spanky fic and this was definitely one and I love Rodney/Carson. (sigh).

Loved this bit too
//"What is it with you Brits and your endless need for tea in times of crisis? You should just go away and leave me alone. I'll be fine."//

Well, Rodney, i'll have you know my dear old mum always said a good cup of tea fixed everything. She swore there'd be no world wars if the world leaders just sat down over a nice pot of tea to sort things out LOL